Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Beast to Palin, "Please, stop killing us."


   AP - In a hastily arranged meeting with a representative from the animal kingdom, Gov. Sarah Palin addressed issues of the environment and wildlife habitat.
   "What did we ever do to you?" was the first question addressed to the governor by the animal's Ambassador, known simply as "The Beast".
   Palin smiled and nodded giving no direct reply, but turning to an aide, was heard to whisper, "I'll need an eight by ten tarp and the sharpest skinning knife you can find."
Gov. Palin then steered the discussion to be more of a standard stump speech, referring again to the severed left forelegs of wolves and the bounty she pays to hunters.
   The meeting came to an abrupt close and reporters were cleared from the room. 
   Moments later, when what sounded like gunfire was heard from behind the closed door, the governor's aide appeared to assure the gathered reporters that the governor's rifle had accidently mis-fired while she was cleaning it. The aide then distributed, at the governor's request, the Department of Fish and Wildlife pamphlet on Gun Cleaning and Safety Rules.
"See, even she has trouble sometimes." the aide announced before returning to the governor's office.

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