Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Debate Camp - Palin Learns to Make Faces


   AP - Washington DC
   In a crash course on grimaces and sneers, Gov. Sarah Palin is being coached by a pro. Her running mate, Sen. John McCain has been taking extra time with his distaff partner to show her the ropes on "put downs" and "eye rolling". 
   The fundamentals of debate are a strong suit for McCain, long seen as a top notch debater. "You've gotta show the other guy is an idiot without saying the words." 
   McCain went on to disclose his secret debate weapon, "When the other guy makes a really good point - I make a face like he farted, a real stinker. See?" he said, then demonstrated the eye-watering squint.
   Gov. Palin claims she's prepped for prime time. "Are you kidding? We eat moose... and I know what a rancid fart smells like. I'm ready."

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