Friday, September 26, 2008

HOLLYWOOD NEWSFLASH! Tears in Tinseltown


   AP - Hollywood
   Policywanker digresses from the heat of political battle with this sad item from California: Comic and former SNL star, Chris Kattan's 59-day marriage to Sunshine Tutt (She claimed descendance from the Egyptian Boy King) has ended in a bitter "he said - she cried" courtroom battle.
   Aspiring actress Tutt signed a pre-nup wherein she would receive a divorce settlement of only $10,000. But now, according to released court documents, she will receive somewhere in the low six-figures. Not bad for a two-month gig.
   Policywanker sends his condolences and requests the return of his Oneida flatware service for eight.

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