Thursday, September 25, 2008

Alaskan Bears For Palin





   AP - Anchorage
   Regardless of her preference for hunting grizzlies from airplanes, some Alaskan bears just love their governess. 
   Regional Director of the Anchorage Man/Bear Love Society, Willie DuPont weighs in with his assessment of the VP candidate, "She looks just like Karen Walker, you know, on Will & Grace, the TV show? Come on, you remember."
   That favorable opinion seemed to be the rule at Big Fatty's Bar in downtown Anchorage on a recent Saturday night. Most of the clientele voiced support for their "governor gal". The evening was punctuated by shouted catch phrases like "Who's your Daddy?" and "Oh, Poodle..." made popular by the cancelled comedy series. 
   One notable exception to the Palin fan club was Carl "Cubby" McShane, "I fuckin' hate the dumb slut. And I never saw that damned TV show everybody keeps talking about. Wake up - she's a disaster wrapped in a mindfuck and topped with shit-for-brains sauce."

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