AP - Mexico City
Standing before the Shrine to the Virgin of Guadalupe, US presidential candidate John McCain marveled at the image's resemblance to his first wife, then added,, "I feel guilty just looking at it. Can we move on?"
Current wife and First Lady hopeful, Cindy, held back before leaving the Cathedral, asking to be left alone to pray. "I want some "me" time with the shawl, if you reporters don't mind."
When asked later if she prayed for her husband's election win, Mrs. McCain looked perplexed then stated, "What? No, I asked for vaginal rejuvenation, if it's any of your beeswax."
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