Clinton Agrees to Bone Palin "for the good of the Democratic Party"

   AP - Washington D.C.

   Former president and notorious hound-dog, Bill Clinton has been recruited to "charm the pants off" of vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

    Democratic strategists have concluded that a sex scandal is the only way to take the shine off of the seemingly invincible Alaskan governor. When approached with this strategy, Clinton smiled before commenting, "I will if they want me to, but I don't want to hear about it later!"