Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Gov. Karen Walker stumps for Grampa McCain

OK - So, she's better medicated, but Palin comes off as a Sit-Com Diva ready to slit your wrists and call it intervention.
Following up Mayor 9-11's speech, who posed in front of a sunset Hallmark rendering of a World Trade Center-less NYC, Gov. Caribou Barbie was adorable in her role as party hatchet moll. Though, she was not able to bring the crowd to rousing chants anywhere near the scale of Rudy's "Drill Baby, Drill", she whipped up the public froth on Obama with successful ridicule and derision suitable for a small town lynching.
Her one true moment of heart-felt sweetness came when she spoke as a mother of a "special needs" child. Proclaiming her advocacy of families with handicapped children, you could almost forget she was a Republican. *FYI - to visitors from other planets: Republicans are staunch inhibitors of government spending to benefit public needs. 
An important piece of data for ALL AMERICANS: The wealth and prosperity so bragged on about Alaska's No Income Tax/ No Sales Tax Economy - on top of the Oil Royalty Checks every Alaskan receives - Big Oil pays Alaska and Alaskans annual residual checks from the oil they pump out of American soil. 
Then, Big Oil writes-off these payments against their Federal Tax bill.
So who pays the Alaskans? The US Taxpayers! Tah-Dah!
Be not fooled, visitors from other planets, this Gov. Walker from Alaska is a hateful stewardess on the plane to hell.

1 comment:

LDT said...

This blog is the one to go to for the real unvarnished truth with a lovely side of irony.

And that's just what we need since American politics has turned into the tournament for the Oak Bucket.

LD Thompson