AP - Juneau
The round-up of dissidents continues as Alaska Governess Sarah Palin tightens the statewide dragnet in an effort to "cleanse the state of dangerous people with ideas". So far, over two hundred people have been detained in the state capitol and dozens more are under police protection around the state.
"We must separate the wheat from the chaff," Palin announced in an early morning press conference. "And by chaff, I mean those chattering terrorists. So listen up, I will not rest in my efforts to rid our state of bad guys and secure the liberties and freedoms we Alaskans hold dear. And you're all getting bigger oil revenue checks this year - cool, huh?"
When asked to confirm reports that four ACLU attorneys were arrested upon arriving at the Anchorage airport, Governess Palin smiled, stating only, "Yeah, like three Jews and a Black chick are going to scare me."
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