Thursday, September 11, 2008

Palin's First Interview "Happy 9/11, America! Now Kiss My Ass"


   In her first national interview after being selected the Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has come out swinging. In a primetime ABC head-to-head with journalist Charles Gibson, Palin was charming and assertive, announcing her plans to invade Russia and "bring the message of Jesus to the Muslim hordes".
   When questioned about her lack of national security experience, Gov. Palin winked to the camera, and purred, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."
   On questions about her policies as the governor of a state of 700,000 residents (roughly the population of Columbus, OH), Palin was coy in her description of demands for hotel expenses when she stayed in her own home. "You should see my mini-bar bills!"
   Reporter Gibson took a respectful, if dubious, approach to Palin's strong-arm stance with Moscow. "We've got to show them who's boss, Chuck." Palin enthused, "They think they can attack Georgia... They're wrong. I've been to Atlanta. These are good people, the Georgians, we have to protect all Americans. I say let's hit Putin and hit him hard. And those other guys, with the beards all wrapped up in their turbans, the cab driver guys, they're really weird."
   ABC will air the interview over two nights to irritate the other networks.

1 comment:

LDT said...

And can we please talk about that lip liner. Sheesh! What is she, Puerto Rican?

Love the skewering of Obama's photo ops!!

Keep it up.

LD Thompson