Monday, September 22, 2008

Alaska Crackdown Update



   AP - Juneau
   Following the round-up of her critics in Alaska, Governess Sarah Palin has gone on the offensive with the media decrying their coverage of her militaristic maneuvers to silence the investigation known as Troopergate.
   "I am only one woman, doing everything I can to ensure the security of all citizens of this great state. If you only knew the plotting that is going right now - today - that puts all of us so very much in the Code Red territory. Not yellow, not orange, but really, really red." She explained her reasoning for mobilizing the state's National Guard as one of Homeland Security, adding, "If we learned anything from 9/11, it was 'Be alert, be ready and be Americans."
   Palin reminded members of the press corps covering her campaign that she heard "terrorist chatter" that could not be taken lightly. "Chatter, people - real, live gosh darned chatter. It made the hair on my arms stand right up."
   Meanwhile, some of those currently being detained as a "threat to Homeland Security" are members of Congress in Alaska's State House. None could be reached for comment.

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