AP - Wasilla
The videotape of a bizarre 2005 religious ritual has been unearthed showing VP-hopeful Sarah Palin being protected from demons and evil spirits as she prayed for a successful sojourn through politics and into the governor's mansion. Kenyan Evangelical Pastor Thomas Muthee presided over the ritual, laying on his hands and pronouncing all manner of mumbo-jumbo. Muthee gained fame in his Kenyan community after successfully battling the local witch known as Mama Jane, making the way clear for the power of Jesus to enter the village.
In the ritual performed over the willing Palin, "witches" were banished and their power mitigated, so Sarah could rise to power in the government, paving the way for Jesus to return to the White House, I guess.
Doubters beware, after the exorcism, Palin went on to win the governorship and is poised for an even bigger prize.
And if you don't believe Policywanker - watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR8ybt82kjc
1 comment:
Sorry to say it but I think that will win her more votes than losing her votes in this holier than thou country of ours.
LD Thompson
Post a Comment