An unsurprising turn in a campaign full of surprises shows Alaskan Governess Palin's favorable polling numbers among women dropping.
Political analyst Jim Reade explains, "After the convention and the excitement of her teen daughter's pregnancy story wore off, I think most women are starting to realize what a bitch she is." Others place the blame on a closer look at Palin's extreme religious fanatacism.
When asked, "Would you abort the fetus if you were raped by Satan?" Most female respondents polled replied, "Yes, definitely."
But when asked the same question during a rally in Des Moines, VP candidate Palin replied, "Absolutely not. The Antichrist is a harbinger of the return of Jesus Christ. I'd knit booties and get ready for the ass-kickings."
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