Thursday, September 11, 2008

Palin's Parents Vow to Kill One of Every Species for Trophy Room "for Jesus"




















AP - Wasilla, Alaska
   VP hopeful Sarah Palin's parents live in a one-room log cabin on the outskirts of Wasilla. Avid hunters and amateur taxidermists, they have a common shared dream. "We want to display one of every kind of God's creatures here in our home.", beamed Sally Heath as she pointed to the amazing collection of dead animals covering the walls. "It's really just a hobby, but we love it!" 
   Gov. Palin's father Chuck explained, "You see, we are here on this planet as an expression of the Lord's love - and we want to show how much we are loved by Him. So, it's a reminder, you know, and it always chokes me up."
   The Heaths have more than two hundred animal species mounted in various poses and attitudes. "My favorite," chimed Sally, "is the dove of peace over the dinette set. It just has a way of making me feel good."

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