"We are a much maligned minority," lamented Porcine Rights leader, Curly Sue. "We have as much right to practice maquillage as the next mammal."
Her comments came amidst the media frenzy of presidential candidate Barack Obama's use of the old canard, "like putting lipstick on a pig". A McCain camp spokesman decried the term as a transparent slander against current lipstick-user and VP hopeful Sarah Palin.
But the Porcine community is up in arms over being brought into the fray. Curly Sue added, "Our dignity is at stake here. We have absolutely no connection to the Republican Party or that hateful Palin woman who kills animals for fun. And don't call us Lipstuck Pigs! It's just creepy."
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That's hilarious!!!
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