A POLICYWANKER SALUTE
I LOVE me some Yoga Granny!
Levi's Mom Prison Bound
Three Years for Dealing Oxycontin. After sentencing she was upbeat, "At least I'll miss Levi's self-destruction in the media."
Love is Blind
Larry King's Wife Shawn proves that Money is, too.
Fashion Icon Cancels Milan Appearance
Nazi Pope Ben XVI was scheduled to model the new line of Jean Paul Gaultier's "Georgia O'Keefe Vagina Wear", but has cancelled due to his recent injury.
Policywanker with Saxophonist Extraordinaire Dave Koz
...and unknown big-racked Blonde
Standing O at Policywanker's L.A. Screening
L.A.'s Power Lesbians Showed in Force
L.A. Screening of "for my wife..."
L.A. Screening of "for my wife..."
Soap Star Nancy Grahn and Mayor Villaraigosa both love General Hospital
Honolulu Film Festival
Cuddling with the delicious Dustin Lance Black
Policywanker in Paradise
Schmoozing with the delightful Bruce Vilanch
Policywanker's Film Wins Long Beach Maverick Award
Thus taking the title from Sarah Palin... hand it over, Bitch
Policywanker and the Tucson Raging Grannies
These Liberal Ladies Can Also Kick Your Ass
Policywanker Shamelessly Mugs with Arizona Film Festival Mascot
Why the Japanese are Precious...
Yoga Granny Can Kick Your Ass!
Policywanker loves this woman!
Policywanker's One and Only Easter Joke
What do you call a row of Easter Bunnies - all taking one step backwards...? Answer: A receding Hare Line. Get it? a "Hare" Line... oh never mind.
Obamas Terrify Old White Woman
The tiny ancient monarch attempted a smile - while clutching her purse tighter.
PETA Endorses Muppet Killing
Declaring on Open Season on Kermit, French Fashionistas Go Too Far
Limbaugh Past Shelf Date
Insanely fat radio Huckster soon to implode - Stay tuned.
Now, that's a presidential chimp joke
Happy Valentine's Day!
with Love, Policywanker
Team Work
In this new day of cooperation, Policywanker offers this sweet bit of love.
Bush Finally Departs
Narrowly missing the Washington Monument, the former president circled the mall and shook his fist at the crowds of adoring fans of newly sworn-in President Barack Obama
Adult Diapers to Help the GOP Through the Franken Win
New Jehovah's Witness Pamphlet Has PRINCE Fold-Out
In hopes of getting fewer doors slammed in their face, the annoying cultish proselytizers are modernizing their approach with a WATCHTOWER centerfold.
PILF Web Search Crashes Photog Site
The Hot Cocoa President-Elect stripteases the Electorate causing a surge in peek-a-boo views to the Bauer Griffin Photo site and crashing it.
Rick Warren: Out of the Shadows and onto the Podium
Will the Democrats welcome this tubby televangelist to the Ball? And will he be a Party Pooper?
"for my wife..." Headed To Palm Springs International Film Festival
Producer LD Thompson with Policywanker and Film's Subject Charlene Strong
Policywanker's Directorial Debut - "for my wife..." Takes Three Festival Awards!
With Producer Heather Warncke and Film Subject Charlene Strong
Film Premiere "for my wife..."
Policywanker with Sen. Joe McDermott and GLAAD president Neil Giuliano
Lion's Club Stops Taking Palin-styled Glasses
The popular eyeglass donation program which provides third-world countries with cast-off glasses has issued a plea for "No more Palin glasses... poor people hate her guts."
Michelle Obama On Leno Show
She reminds viewers that her husband is "man enough" for the job.
Felon Stevens Calls for Back-up
Where is Wolverine When You Need Him?
Policywanker Adores Mrs. Kucinich
She is a total Glamazon, respects to the congressman.
Citizens of Obama, Japan Go Absolutely Ape Shit
Somehow, they think the newly elected US president has something to do with them.
"Pumpkins For Palin" Another Campaign Cock-Up
The Republicans learned nothing from the disastrous "Gourds For Gore" fiasco of 2000
McCain Admits "I'm fucking losing it!"
Republicans still planning massive computer fraud come election day.
Put it away, John
Seen enough of his tongue, yet?
This is too easy...
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Joe the Plumber's Crack
He says Barack Tap Dances "Like Sammy Davis Junior". But remember folks, The Candy Man... Can
BEWARE!
All these GOOGLE Ads for McCain are seriously fucked-up. I mean, look at em...
The Cheney Lesbians are Stalking Palin
Alaska Governess Sarah Palin has threatened to issue a Restraining Order against Mary Cheney, daughter of the vice-president, and her wife Heather. Palin's security detail reports the famous Republican Lesbians are at every appearance and function attended by Palin and it's starting to "creep her out". Palin added, "They never say anything. They just are always nearby... staring. Always just staring."
Andy Cooper and Policywanker Exhibit Disdain
Mormons Claim Bridget McCain is Obama's Half-Sister
In a surprising announcement from Salt Lake City, Mormon genealogy students are claiming Sen. Obama's Kenyan father sired the McCain's adopted daughter while on Spring Break in Bangladesh. The mother, a waitress at a falafel shop, put the infant up for adoption shortly before Cindy McCain's famous visit to Mother Teresa's orphanage.
In the Land of the Blind the One-eyed Man is King
Palin Seduces America - McCain Frightens the Children
McCain Urges Bush "Kiss her, go on, kiss her!"
In an awkward, drunken White House moment, Cindy McCain, wife of presidential candidate John McCain, was forced to kiss the current president, George Walker Bush. Her husband watched and giggled.
Levi Johnston's Facebook Page SHOCKER - He has a tail!
When asked to comment on her future son-in-law's extra appendage, Gov. Sarah Palin demurred, "I've never seen it - but don't you go into the whole evolution thing now, I've got a wedding to plan."
Michelle Obama Delighted with Husband's Debate Performance
The senator enthused after the debate, "She told me I'd be getting a little sumpin-sumpin if I did well - and I am all over that."
McCain Claims Victory With "Will He - Won't He" Strategy
As announced on his website, John's a winner. Now he can totally stay home and nap.
Bush Speech on Financial Crisis Had Dark Tones
Dissuaded from giving the address with a Bela Lugosi accent, the president did his utmost to scare the nation
Kissinger Hits On Palin
After the brief encounter, a confused Sarah Palin asked an aide, "Who was that creepy old guy? He told me he takes Viagra... ick."
McCain Says Economy "Just Fine"
He added, "So what, deregulation didn't work. You wanna cry about it?"
Grampa McCain Falls Asleep During His Own Speech
Even he can't stand him.
Where's Joe?
Last seen working the hayseed circuit.
Cindy BEFORE
The Old Gray Mare
Cindy AFTER
Then, the titty came out, much to the Palin baby's disappointment.
Governess Palin Wears the Skirt in her Family - Even on a Motorcycle
"I just prefer looking like a lady... and the feeling of a breeze on my Kooty." she explained.
Biden Begs Bono to Help Save America
Bono replies, "You fuckin' Yanks are an embarrassment to all humans, but I'll do what I can."
Obama Must Fire His Press Guy - Exhibit A
But, if you must wear it - go with the WHITE HAT!
Obama Must Fire His Press Guy - Exhibit B
See? The WHITE HAT!
Obama Must Fire His Press Guy - Exhibit C
Able to leap to conclusion that this pose is wise.
Obama Must Fire His Press Guy - Exhibit D
Able to leap tall buildings.
Aerial Hunting a Huge Thrill - Wolves Disagree
Governess Palin pays a bounty of $150 for each left foreleg dropped on the bloody doorstep of her Juneau condominium.
Governess Stalks Caribou at Wildlife Park
Caribou's final words, "I thought she was nice, and now this..."
Corrupt Politician Sen. Ted Stevens on Gov. Palin
"Boy, can she hold her liquor."
Alaskan Dump Bear Weighs in on Palin
"We hate her, but would eat her."
Gloria Steinem
A National Treasure... her, I mean.
Cindy Sheehan
Policywanker with Peace Mom
Rep. Kucinich
The Tiny Mighty Speechmaker
Brad Pitt
Policywanker with Ambassador Pitt
Gov. Gregoire
At DP Signing Ceremony
Politicos
Reps. Inslee and Moehler
About Me
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- Los Angeles and Vashon Island
- Circling the globe for news and opinion, so you don't have to.
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