AP - Washington
Recently leaked medical records on the two presidential candidates reveal startling differences in their "off the campaign trail" performance.
Democratic contender Sen. Barack Obama's vital statistics list his penis size to be "above average" at an erect 7.75 inches. The national average among adult males is 5.5 inches when fully erect.
Obama's Republican opponent Sen. John McCain's medical records report his erect penis size to be 5.25 inches, somewhat below the national average. Cindy McCain, when asked to comment, said she had no complaints in that department, adding, "Yeah, but did you ever see his tongue?"
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