Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Like a Virulent Herpes Strain, Santorum is Still Active


   AP - Philadelphia
   Defeated former senator and continual religious zealot, Rick Santorum, said in a press conference yesterday that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's faith was "phoney" and his involvement in Chicago's Trinity Church was merely an attempt to use "faith as an avenue to power".
   Since his stunning loss for re-election, Santorum has continued to speak out for the inclusion of Christian values in American political life.
   His message yesterday, however, was upstaged by the cries and whimpers of his daughter Sarah. Asked by reporters after the press conference why she was so upset, the little girl whispered, "Daddy kisses me down there."

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