Friday, October 17, 2008

Cindy Shows Off Her Man's Best Asset


   AP - New York
   Following Sen. John McCain's "cranky old man" performance during the final presidential debate with Democrat Barack Obama, the senator's wife Cindy reminded the audience why she loves her man.
   "Show them!" she prodded her reluctant husband until he relented, "Show them why I have stuck with you all these years, you little shit." 
   Then, the senator opened his mouth to reveal an impressively long tongue.
   "He's got a pencil dick," she added, "but God has favored him in other areas. OK John, now put it away."

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