Friday, October 17, 2008

Obama Admits "Palling Around" With Weather Girls Underground


   AP - Chicago
   Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama made a shocking admission today to reporters on his campaign plane. 
   "I did mess around with the Weather Girls back in the day. Those bitches can move!"
   The revelation comes after his coyly avoiding any discussion about 70's radical Bill Ayers, leader of the Weather Girls Underground, a disco terrorist organization committed to "Bring on the Funk and tear his Mother down".
   Refusing to give any further details, the senator sang a line from his bad ol' party days, "God Bless Mother Nature - She's a single woman, too."

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