AP - Chicago Retailers across the nation are bemoaning the purchase of Sarah Palin masks for Halloween.
Costumers and variety store owners claim the masks are not moving and they fear they will be stuck with huge orders of the novelty item long after the November election.
"Who knew she would end up this unpopular? I've got Pol Pot masks selling faster than Palin's." complained Sid Fein of Boo To You, a costume shop located in a strip mall in a suburb of Chicago. He believed the masks were a good investment when he placed the order right after the Republican convention.
"I'm not a damned mind reader, people." Fein went on to say, "I told my wife - don't you blame me - that crazy broad Palin is who you should blame. Everybody's sick of her face by now. I'm ruined. So, fuck her."
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