Wednesday, October 22, 2008

POLICYWANKER INTERNATIONAL NEWS - Indian Space Program Introduces First Lunar Astronaut


   AP - New Delhi
   India's newly created Space Program announced it's next project, to launch a manned spacecraft to the moon. Program Minister J. Singh expressed his nation's pride following the successful launch of India's first unmanned craft sent into orbit yesterday.
   "We are very, very happy today. I am telling you, very happy." Mr. Singh ended his comments by laying out India's further plans for space exploration, "Wait until those Pakis get a look at our next one going up to the moon. They will be very, very jealous. I am telling you."
   Then he introduced to the gathered reporters India's first astronaut in training, Captain M. Govinda, who will pilot a small space shuttle to the moon. Mr. Singh added, "Captain Govinda is so, so tiny. He is perfect for the mission. He fits right into the tiny cockpit. Wait until those Pakis see it."

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