Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Cindy Demonstrates Her Awesome Beer Belch



   AP - Washington
   To prove her "just folks" credentials, Cindy McCain, wife of presidential hopeful John McCain, delivered an ear-splitting beer belch to a crowd gathered to hear the senator speak.
   The beer-heiress introduced her husband by proclaiming, "Obama's an elitist. Would he ever have a brew in your bar? No! John would and so would I - in fact, I just had one." Then, she let out a deafening burp while saying, "Vote McCain".
   The crowd went ballistic, cheers and whistles filled the air. Two avid fans of the geriatric senator, Mabel and Smokey Billings, stood near the stage. They expressed their enthusiasm for Cindy's skill. Smokey offered to go on the record saying, "She's an OK broad, that Cindy. I'd do her." 
   Then his wife, Mabel, elbowed him hard in the ribs, adding, "Nevermind him. He's joking. He can't get it up no more."

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