New McCain Ad

   AP - Washington

   Following through on his pledge to "fuck Obama up", John McCain's new attack ad features scary Black men doing bad things to Cindy McCain. 

   The thirty-second spot is in heavy rotation in the battleground states. It features Cindy McCain dressed as different White women in dangerous situations. In one, Mrs. McCain is an antebellum princess attacked by a Black field hand. In another, she is a country schoolmarm attacked by a Black janitor. She is fingered, then raped in each instance.

   "I loved it," Mrs. McCain said after the taping of the campaign ad, "whatever I can do to help John win, I'm there."

   The controversial ad has some critics crying foul, but Cindy McCain explains, "We are merely depicting vignettes of American life, it's reality. If people have a problem with that, they're unpatriotic."