Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Palin Spends Debate at Happy Hour


   AP - Greenville
   Determined to cheer up while watching her elderly running mate stumble around the stage, VP-hopeful Sarah Palin was the life of the party at a Greenville pizzeria last night.
   While downing pitchers of pale ale and doing tequila shots, Palin enthused, "He's tough, my old man, did you hear him call Obama 'that one'? Hysterical!"
   The bar crowd was mixed and some appeared to be staunch Obama supporters. But Misty Feeney, barmaid and Democrat, was glad to get a chance to see Palin up close. "See those lips? That's a tattooed lip-liner. Cost like four thousand bucks. Kinda lazy though, if you ask me."

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