AP - Pittsburgh In a shocking turn of events on the campaign trail, the wife of Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, is claiming that during a recent rally in Pennsylvania, where the polls show a very tight race, she was accosted backstage by Democratic contender Barack Obama.
In a press conference given from her clinic bed, Mrs. McCain told reporters about her ordeal. "Oh my God, he came out of nowhere and grabbed me by the neck." a visibly shaken Cindy McCain explained what happened next, "He put his hand on my right breast like this, and Frenched me."
According to Mrs. McCain, Obama was enraged by her non-compliance. "He said, 'I'm gonna fuck you like you never been fucked'. And he did. Afterwards, he beat the crap at of me - look!"
She then stripped to her underwear to show the bruises left from the attack.
When asked by reporters if she was certain her assailant was Sen. Obama, Mrs. McCain became agitated. "Of course it was him - tall, good looking, kinda hot in a smart way with a big dick. Yes, it was him!"
Obama campaign spokesman, Carl Weinstein, when asked for comment issued the following statement - "Yeah, in her dreams."
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