AP - Washington
With battleground states leaning firmly towards Obama, the McCain camp is getting the jitters. Except, that is, for the candidate's wife Cindy. She has taken a "tough love" approach to her husband's seeming inability to connect with voters on the economy.
"It was time for an ass-kicking. I mean, look at him, the pussy." said Mrs. McCain, on crutches after injuring her foot in the confrontation. Aides described the event as a chilling reminder that "Cindy will hurt you if you fuck up".
"I have not spent all this money to look like a loser." She went on to explain, "He's gotta get his shit together. Or I will go all Hanoi Hotel on his scrawny ass. And don't think I won't."
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