AP - Des Moines
According to unnamed McCain campaign sources, Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has "gone Rogue", and is the prime suspect in the killing of two staff advisers who she felt gave her bad advice.
"They were pussies," she explained to the gathered press at the Des Moines Sheraton Hotel, where a high level campaign strategy meeting was held. "I don't want any limp-wristed DC wonks telling me to tone it down. I know what plays in the real America." Governor Palin went on to say, "Did I kill them? I'm not saying nothin'. Just this, they deserved to die."
Police investigators are trying to piece together the events leading up to the deaths of Ed Miller, a former Reagan appointee to the DOJ, and Sue Ballingford, a former Bush speechwriter. Both were found on the
hotel loading dock with a bloody towel wrapped around their heads and bullet hole in the temple, victims of an execution-style killing.
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