AP - Philadelphia
Viet Nam veteran and former POW, Steve Wolcott, has come forward speaking against Republican Sen. John McCain's version of their treatment at the hands of the Viet Cong.
"I'm not saying it was a health spa, but John's gotten plenty of free dinners telling his tragic POW story. I was there, man. Some of the shit that went down was cool." Wolcott, a cab-driver and yoga instructor, has taken some of his experiences and fashioned them into a physical exercise program that he teaches at the local YMCA. "This position here is called the chandelier." Wolcott demonstrated a painful looking stretching exercise while hanging from the ceiling by his genitals.
Wolcott went on to explain that his former cellmate, John McCain, never complained to him about the chandelier torture position. "I think he liked how it stretched his junk longer... that's what he said, anyways."
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