AP - Washington DC
Soon-to-be Ex-president and hopeless ignoramus, George W. Bush, practiced his good-bye wave today on the steps leading to Air Force One. After making several final attempts to look like a departing statesman, he could not stop giggling and finally gave up, exclaiming, "Oh, fuck it, it's not like anyone gives a shit."
The White House was unable to find any media outlet willing to host Bush's exit interview, so his younger sister Doro Bush Koch asked him several easy questions and filled in the rest with made-up bullshit.
An excerpt from the "interview" includes doozies like, "Reflecting on his eight-year presidency, President Bush said above all he would like to be remembered as a commander-in-chief who remained faithful to his values and did not sell his soul in order to accommodate the political process. He chose instead to sell the lives of thousands of American men and women in a corporate bid for oil dominance in the Middle East."
Claiming that he believed his legacy would include the liberation of Iraq, Medicare improvement and curing AIDS, even his Bush's sister stared at him in amazement, muttering, "You are out of your freaking mind."
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