AP - Islamabad
The recent conversion to Islam by child molesting pop-star Michael Jackson has raised CIA fears of a terrorist attack as scores of radical Muslims took to the streets to protest the perceived insult.
"Death to Billie Jean! Death to America!" the angry men screamed at the US journalists who covered the riots, which broke out sporadically throughout the Muslim world.
"We can't take this kind of abuse," exclaimed Imam Abbu Bin Wahoo, "We don't care how many albums he sold, he's no Cat Stevens."
Now calling himself Mikaeel, the reclusive father of three has also taken to wearing a veil - a chador-style fabric worn only by women in Arab countries. "That's another thing that chaps my chapati," continued the Imam Wahoo, "He's wearing a damned veil! What is he, a harem dancing tranny now, too? Allah help us."
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