Prop 8 - Shame on the Mormons

   AP - Los Angeles

   Over 15,000 marchers here in the Sunshine State left their burning homes and joined hundreds of thousands of protesters from around the world to voice their disgust that one retarded Christian sect had the power to remove the Constitutional rights granted another minority - the Queers.

   Hot Latino and L.A.'s Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa decried the miscarriage of the initiative process and shouted his support for the repeal of Prop 8.

   The measure succeeded in large part due to the monetary influence of the Crazy Fuck Mormons from Utah, whose leader Brigham Young once proclaimed if ever a Mormon man married a Negro, he should be "killed on the spot".

   Current church leaders, who call themselves "Apostles of Gawd" take a gentler, but still firm nuptial approach, selling their expensive Temple Weddings as the only sure fire way into Heaven, with really cool wedding gifts.

   But the protest lives on - because equal rights for minorities in America will always be won, against the opposition of the majority. 

   If the majority of the voters could still have slaves, their condos would be clean and the dishes done. And Utah would be it's own Sick Fuck Nation.