AP - Anchorage
While decrepid Republican Senator and convicted felon Ted Stevens fights for his political life, he now faces a new challenge - the death grip of Governess Sarah Palin's raw ambition.
Faced with the Arctic winter and the loss of her national spokes-model title, Palin is seeking again the warmth of the Washington DC spotlight as a pinch-hitting replacement for the disgraced Stevens.
"Wouldn't that be cool?" Palin mused to gathered reporters, "I could like, go back to Washington a winner and me and Hillary could be best friends in the Senate."
It is seemingly inevitable that Stevens will be sidelined but laws in Alaska were changed to prohibit the governess from simply appointing herself as senator after her predecessor, former governor and huge crook, Frank Murkowski chose his own daughter as a replacement appointee to the US Senate.
Many scratch their heads reviewing the bylaws and sketchy means by which Alaskans choose their representatives.
The governess, however, was delighted with her new opportunity, "Back in the old days, we used to say - ya gotta know somebody, or blow somebody. But I'm kinda famous now, so this should be a cakewalk."
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