POLICYWANKER SPECIAL REPORT
AP - Los Angeles
Clearly, the big out-of-state donors to California's anti-queer smear Prop 8 have an axe to grind. But who are they and what is their problem?
Checking the list, the top prize goes to fat fuck John Templeton, of Pennsylvania. He inherited a buttload of cash from his Hedge Fund old man and wields it for conservative causes. He donated a cool mil (seriously, $1,000,000) to defeat gay marriage in another state. Hopefully, it will help him in his own efforts to get laid - as he is one ugly sumbitch.
Next, in the category of "Love Jesus - Hate the Fags", comes the Evil Prince family. Old hag with bad hair, Elsa Prince of Michigan, gave an easy $450,000, while her creepy, but somehow hot son, Erik, funneled his dough through Focus on the Family, on whose board he sits.
Erik Prince deserves his own special mention here, being president and CEO of Blackwater, the secretive paramilitary organization that has thrived throughout the Bush years, taking HUGE sums of taxpayer dollars in no-bid contracts to subdue, terrorize and murder Brown people the world over.
With the amount of fervor Erik displays for "Christian values" while causing death and destruction everywhere his "play army" goes, he is likely a devout closet case and someone should check his online history for bareback soldier porn.
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