Friday, November 14, 2008

Obama Effect - Black Men Getting Laid Increases Dramatically


   AP - New York
   Recent findings by the Gallup Organization show a marked increase in the sexual desirability of Black men. Respondents to a study on the effects of Barack Obama's election expressed a strong desire to "fuck" him. 
   The largest polling group, White women between the ages of 25 and 40, in large numbers (87%) showed a desire to "date" or "just blow" him.
   A majority of Men from all ethnicities responded positively to a willingness to "go gay" just to get with the President-elect.
   This perceived "Obama Effect" is having a very real impact in the lives of average Black male Americans. Wilson Barnes, a catering company waiter in New York, expressed the changes in his dating life by saying, "Are you kidding me, man? I am on fire! And I thank the brother headed to the White House for that - we done overcome."

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