Monday, November 3, 2008

Barbara Bush Loses Her Beautiful Mind


   AP - Kennebunkport
   Reports are coming from unnamed staff members of former president George H.W. Bush claiming that Barbara has become a "blithering idiot".
   "Lordy, you should see her," one anonymous source said yesterday, "She go on and on about her damn son, the president." The source, who works in the kitchen at the Bush estate, told reporters that the former first lady has regrets about her son's handling of his role as president.
   "He fuck everyting(sic) bad, she say," the source went on, "She say her stupid boy no damn good. She say it over and over like a record, or someting(sic). She gone crazy. She stare at the wall. She no get dressed up. So sad."
   Other staff members have reported off the record that Barbara Bush makes prank calls to President George W. Bush's  private phone, taunting him. "It's funny as hell, if it wasn't so pathetic." reported another source, "She says shit like - 'Hey, fuckwad... proud of yourself? No one likes you! No one!' Then she'll hang up and call back in like five minutes and do it again.
   White House staff refuse to comment on the claims.

   

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