Is it just Policywanker? Or do the Mormons come off as just a teenie, wee bit "out-of-their-fucking-minds"?
Their "Amazing Prophets of the Lord" insisted Mormons everywhere join the Prop 8 fight in California. They proclaimed it was each Mormon's sacred duty to donate - compiling a war chest of $20 mil - to nullify civil rights already instituted for same-sex nuptials. Whether you lived in Sacramento or Salt Lake City - the CA queers getting hitched threatened EVERYONE!
This, from a religion created by a delusional nineteenth-century charismatic able to rally around him - with promises of Milk, Honey and Lady Love - enough disaffected losers to call it a church.
Principles of the LDS "faith" were found in the woods on stone tablets that somehow later mysteriously disappeared. Inscribed in the text was the "go-ahead" for men to have multiple wives - a real crowd pleaser at the time. And then, you got the White Salamander, who might be the Angel Moroni, talking trash to Joe Smith and "voila!" - it's time for unearthly undies which will protect your private parts from intrusion by the "dark one".
What. The. Fuck.
And they are the ones dictating laws?
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Actually, they were gold plates, not stone tablets, with text written in "Reformed Egyptian". And Joe was probably licking toads, not salamanders.
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