AP - Washington Soon to be ex-Vice President Richard Cheney recounted the highlights of his time in the Bush administration to reporters gathered at an informal good-bye party held in the driveway of Number One Observatory Circle, the mansion he has called home for the past eight years.
"Oh, boy, that's easy," the seemingly relaxed Cheney reminisced, "my favorite part of the job was fucking guys up, you know, watching them piss themselves with fear. I get hard just thinking about it. Look." He then pointed to the growing bulge in his pants.
Asked whether he felt he would be remembered as a good vice-president, the normally taciturn Cheney laughed, "Who the fuck cares? I've got more money than God stashed away in banks around the planet. And intel on every world leader from Ahmadinejad to Obama- no one would dare to fuck with me. Yeah," he added with an eerie grin, "let 'em try."
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