Monday, December 1, 2008

Bush Receives Small African Boy for Global AIDS Work


   AP - Washington DC
   To commemorate World AIDS Day, Pastor Rick Warren of the Saddleback Church is hosting a Civil Forum on Global Health, where he will present President George W. Bush with the "first-ever" International Medal of Peace.
   "It's very exciting," claimed Pastor Warren, "and we didn't want it to be just a stupid plaque or trophy. So, my wife said - Honey, let's buy him, you know, a little helper to have around the Crawford ranch."
   The 8 year-old boy from Malawi is called Jinjo, but the president has already given him a new nickname. "I call him Jin-Boy," Bush reported, "like the booze, Gin, get it?"
   The award recognizes the Bush administration for its AIDS initiative which it claims to have helped treat 2 million people living with AIDS. 
   President Bush added, "I don't know what we did exactly, something about telling them to quit fucking so much. I mean really, they fuck like bunnies over there. And I said, hey, give it a rest, will ya?"

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