Sunday, December 21, 2008

Pastor Rick Warren Confesses "I have eaten gay food."


AP - Long Beach, CA
   Televangelist Rick Warren of the Saddleback Church has shocked his parishioners with explicit details of his cavorting with gays and dabbling in the homosexual lifestyle.
   "I have many gay friends," the pastor recently bragged in an interview with BeliefNet, "I have eaten dinner in gay homes, drank many gay cocktails - those pink Cosmos are delish! And girl - let me tell you, I got so tipsy."
   The pastor went on to list his many other gay encounters, "I have swum in gay pools. I drive a gay car - a Miata. And look at this Hawaiian print shirt I'm wearing - never been to Hawaii - so Ga-a-ay!"
   Asked whether his inclusion in the inauguration day ceremonies was an indication of the President-elect's willingness to include all ideologies in his administration, Pastor Warren was introspective, "I went on a gay cruise once. And I'm considered a Bear in gay parlance. But I like Twinks. I think that makes me open-minded. Just like Barack Obama."
   

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