Senator Buttars of Utah - Another Mormon Who Can't Get Laid

POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL

   State Senator and Sick Fuck Mormon, Chris Buttars hates the Gays. He hates them so much that he claims it's "illegal" for high school students to talk about human sexuality in school, lest they become enamored of the good gay life. "In fact, it's criminal." he says.

   Seen scowling at a Lesbian giving testimony regarding the value of Gay Straight Alliance Clubs in Utah schools, Buttars claims, "If you read the homosexual rule book, you'll find their greatest target is your kids."

   Policywanker wants to know where to get his hands on that rule book. It's got to be scintillating reading. Maybe something like the Book of Mormon, supposedly solid gold tablets that spelled out in Egyptian the way things oughta be - or else. First Prophet Joseph Smith found them in the woods somewhere and "translated" them. Not that anyone ever saw those golden tablets ever again - just take my word for it, they were really, really gold.

  It actually is scintillating reading. For instance, the Blacks and the Indians, or "Lamanites" as the BOM calls them, they were cursed by God to be Darkies for their wickedness. (*Policywanker wants to point out that if they go Mormon today, the BOM proclaims they will become "white and delightsome" again. It's so exciting.)

   Not that the fruits of change are not present within the leadership of the LDS - even Joseph Fielding Smith, 10th Prophet and President (1901-1918) once bubbled, "Darkies are wonderful people."

   But that spirit of wonderfulness has not passed down to some of today's rank and file Mormons. Sen. Buttars recently referred to legislation he didn't like as an ugly baby bill, "This baby is black I'll tell ya, it's a dark, ugly thing."

   Nice.