AP - Honolulu
In a move even the critics call "a stroke of genius", President-elect Obama has indicated he will reach out to Gay and Lesbian Americans through a new cabinet position, with comedian Bruce Vilanch to be appointed as the country's first Secretary of the Queers.
"It's time these people had a direct voice in the administration. Then maybe, you know, they'll get off my back about the whole Rick Warren thing." Mr. Obama went on to express his eager anticipation of cabinet meetings with the rakish comic. "Oh man, Bruce is funny as hell. It's going to be a riot."
The President-elect took time out from his family vacation on the island of Oahu to address the press pool about the ongoing controversy surrounding Pastor Warren's participation in the inauguration. "Did you see Frank Rich's column? He called Warren the de facto pope at my inauguration. Well, let me tell you, Rich is an asshole. If I wanted the pope, I'd have the pope. Now, who wants a shaved ice? I'm buying."
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