AP - Cameroon
After wowing the faithful in an SRO lunchtime Mass held in a soccer stadium, former Nazi and current deluded "Voice of God", Pope Benedict Arnold, met with a group of Cameroon's Baka tribal members, or "pygmies" as they are affectionately called. He then made his request known for a memento of his visit - the son of Chief Nbundo.
"I like that one." the pontiff exclaimed after looking over the pint-sized delegation.
Chief Nbundo, shrugged after the pope's demand was translated. He then pushed the boy towards the pope's awaiting car.
The vehicle, a specially customized open-seat Chrysler, drew almost as much attention as the pope himself, as the gathered crowd jockeyed close to see the suped-up "Christ-ler", as dubbed by the local media.
The current reigning Queen of Cameroon, Chantal Biya, presented herself to Pope Benedict and was good natured in his refusal of her sexual skills, "If only you like my pussy," she purred, "we have good time, your Holiness."
The pontiff's African Adventure Tour ends with a stop in Angola where he will meet with local leaders to discuss ending government corruption and reducing the high cost of silk organza needed for his garments.
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