AP - Beijing
In an effort to stockpile massive quantities of Chinese sperm for future world domination, the Chinese government has opened Sperm Banks in every metropolitan city across China. Staff and donors are working around the clock to fulfill Beijing's demand for more Chinese babies.
Sources say the plan includes a "sleeper cell" plot to offer babies for adoption in Western countries and at a pre-arranged moment, to come around 2020, these spies will activate the Chinese strategy to take over the world.
The White House has so far refused to comment on the topic, but conservative radio host and big, fat fuck Rush Limbaugh accuses homosexual American males of being in on the plot. "I mean, come on, look at the Hollywood queers with all those Chinese girl babies..." He proclaimed recently during a broadcast, "It's mighty suspicious. Clearly, they made some kind of pact with the Devil in Beijing. Mark my words, people, the Commie Fags are coming!"
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