POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL
After his appearance with a dubious Larry King, where he claimed he never, ever, "never once gave an endorsement" of California's Proposition 8 outlawing gay marriage, Evangelical Pitchman and big, fat liar Rick Warren, has shocked and disappointed his deluded followers and other Christian fanatics.
Bishop Harry "High Horse" Jackson, pastor of Hope Christian Church in Beltsville (really? somewhere in the "Bible Belt" maybe?), after hearing Warren's about-face whined to reporters, "This is a major distraction in this battle for the culture we are experiencing."
Warren cancelled an Easter Sunday appearance with George Stephanopolous at the last minute, claiming, "I wanted to talk to George about fashion trends for Easter cuz he's such a little bunny, but when I heard it was all about the gays and Prop 8... again! I mean girl... get over it... Hel-looo...!"
After the shitstorm from conservative Christians hit the airwaves, Warren retreated to his private estate, Compound W, and issued a statement to the media requesting "personal time to reflect on the arisen Christ at this pretty pink and yellow time of year".
Policywanker weighs in on Warren's flip-flop. I say let's leave the poor guy alone. Here he is reaching out to the gays in the spirit of brotherly Christian love - the least we can do is offer a reach-around in return.
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