Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Clive Davis' Dirty Little Secret - He Got Chris Brown Drunk

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Somebody's gonna get a beatin'...

   Amongst the glittering set that gathers for Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammy bash are often underage celebri-tots. These Platinum-selling players act all grown up when it comes time to par-tay - but wait... it's illegal. 
   Take for example, Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who in their right would beat on a face like Rihanna's? No one... in their right mind.
   But a liquored-up 19 year-old pop star like Brown...? He be swinging while singing "Smack dat bitch" without fear of consequence. 
   So, who's to blame - Rihanna? Reports of her diva-like temper and jealousy are supposed make it all right to wallop on her. Yes, she's a spoiled brat zillionairess. And yes, she probably pissed of her boyfriend by throwing his cell phone out the rented Lamborghini's window. But gentlemen, we DO NOT beat on our womenfolk. Re-read your manuals.
   Blame Chris? Well, yes, but he's also a spoiled byproduct of the music celebrity fame game. Name your stereotype here and it will fit. Start with the rented Lamborghini.
   I say, have Deputy Fife pay a visit to Clive Davis' house on a party night. Underage drinking is illegal. But serving liquor to teens is a jail time offense. 
   

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