Tanzanian Albino Killers - Not a Rock Group

POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL

   Just when we thought it was safe to parade our lily White American asses around exotic African places like Tanzania, here come the crazed Albino Killers, a mysterious group of money-hungry murderers who are killing the Albinos of Tanzania. How many Albinos are in Tanzania, you may ask? Apparently, 45 less than there used to be.

   Authorities are asking for leads in the murders and dismemberment of the Albinos - whose hair, genitals, teeth and other body parts are prized by Witch Doctors. Once added to an elixir, Albino magic brings you wealth and prosperity if you drink it, so says the Witch Doctor brochure.

 

   Which brings Policywanker to the... 

   Important Question of the Day:  

   What in the Holy Fuck is wrong with these people?

   Now, to track down these men, because we know damn sure that this is a "man thing", Tanzanian police are asking citizens to come forward and "write down the names of suspected Albino Killers" and the squealers will be kept anonymous. This might sound good at first blush, but Policywanker (if he was an Albino Killer) would be the first in line, writing everyone else's name on that damn paper.

   According to recent news reports, a "pastor" was arrested for having Albino body parts in his home. Policywanker finds this information lacking in important details - a pastor? from what church? which Albino body parts? 

   With over 200 arrests and no convictions, so far - Policywanker issues the following advice to all Tanzanian Albinos: Get the fuck out of Tanzania!