POLICYWANKER EDITORIAL
The flood gates of retail crapness have opened. Policywanker has seen the future and it is café au lait colored and it is HUGE!
Moving past the Barack Obama commemorative coins and plates and glassware and condoms (I'm just sayin'), and on to the Malia and Sasha dolls, which by the way look nothing like the First Daughters, and we will see a never-ending shitstorm of Obama gee-gaws and knick-knacks to fill the shelves and dumpsters of many future generations.
Yes, it's an important moment in our nation's development. And yes, those daughters are damn cute and deserving of our adoration - but, People...! You are no closer to the moment by buying shit off the TV with a "likeness" of the new hot cocoa president.
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