Thursday, May 14, 2009

Miss California Provides Trump Lip Service


POLICYWANKER SOAPBOX
   OK, first let me ask a dumb question: Does this woman really deserve our attention?
She ran for Miss American Tits and Ass - and lost. That's all that happened. Really. No one cares about her opinion on Africa, or Health Care or Lesbian Love... well, Donald Trump may feel otherwise.
   But as the California Supreme Court teeters on the brink of reinstalling the transmission in the Gay Marriage bus, Miss California, always the bridesmaid, pitches her Revival Tent of Bigotry on the courthouse lawn and Trump calls a press conference. The content of Miss CA's speech (youtube it for a laugh) is breathtaking in it's self-serving "Victimized Champion" approach. 
   She imagines herself in the center of a "media firestorm" and she, the breast-augmented lone lamb of God against the wolves of Gaydom. "God Hates Fags... No offense." 
   She goes on to sincerely deliver a selection of random bumper sticker cliches from Support Our Troops to God Bless America with equal simpering. "My blouse blew open", explains away her boob pics on the internet, because she, after all, is a Christian Miss, and never ever would she sell herself cheaply for monetary gain. Up the ante and it's a different matter.
   I hope she enjoys her brief moment in the ring, duking it out like a punch-drunk modern-day Anita Bryant, but I would add one thing to her line of reasoning - God Also Hates Bigoted Lying Sluts... No offense.

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