Thursday, December 11, 2008

Gov. Blagojevich is Turning Tricks
























AP - Chicago
   Never one to pass a nickel in the street, shady operator and Best Coiffed Hair Guy in Politics, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is busy marketing his downfall as it happens.
   He has launched a new website to sell his wares and offer pardons and paroles. According to the site, www.blagotheho.com, prison terms for non-violent offenders can be reduced or commuted for $1000. Violent offenders, including rapists and murderers have to pony up $25,000-$50,000.
   Also for sale on the site are a wide range of T-shirts and colorful mugs emblazoned with his smiling face and the slogan "Blagojevich Sucks".
   "This shit is flying off the shelves." the governor said recently in a wiretapped phone call to his wife. "We're going to Bermuda, Bitch!"
   Of special note: Novelty toupees of the governor's famously perfect hair can be purchased for $59.

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