AP - Anchorage
The owner of Anchorage's now famous resale shop has publicly asked Sarah Palin to stop wearing the clothes purchased at her store.
"It's embarrassing," explained Ellen Arvold, the proprietress of Out of the Closet, "and it's hurting my business. The things she's wearing, the dominatrix boots and severe little jackets, they're for cross-dressers."
The consignment shop caters to Alaska's older heterosexual male population who enjoy dressing as women. "Most of our business is online, but I keep the storefront open for locals. I thought Governor Palin wanted the clothes for her husband, Todd. I don't ask questions. Live and let live is my motto."
Arvold became concerned when she saw items purchased at her shop on national television. "I thought to myself, wait a darned minute. What the hell is she wearing? And now my business is down by half. She's killing me. None of my clients want to dress like her. They're freaks, but they're not stupid."
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